Well, after reading [and giggling] at Maxabella loves... for finding a frog in her undies two days ago, it would seem this has come back to bite [luckily, not literally] me on the bum.
This morning I was up
bright and early for PlayGroup.
We were all ready to leave the house, and while the kids were happily playing together, waiting to go, I ducked off to the loo for a morning sprinkle.
As I've pulled down my pants, and whipped down my granny undies,
I saw something out of the corner of my eye crawling off my undies, and onto my leg.
In a startled flick of my hand, I flung it off me.
The thing then ran around the floor beneath my feet.
[I struggled to see where it went because I had my pants around my ankles].
After it made an appearance, and I realised what it was, I screamed for Master S to get me a shoe.
By this stage I'd slid my pants and knickers off, pulled my feet up and was trapped pantsless on the loo, screeching for my two year old to save the day.
Oh dear God.
I didn't even get to do my business, after I realised Master S couldn't open the door even if he did come to my aid, I jumped off the toilet, bolted out the door into Miss E's room, where I grabbed some clean undies that for some reason, were on her bedroom floor.
In my new clean undies, I made a dash through my house looking for a shoe, and my iPhone, because the moment this happened, I knew I needed a photo, as it immediately occured to me to publicly humiliate myself by posting this story.
The evil bastard spider that was hiding in my undies.
Does anyone know what type of spider this is!?
I've just realised, I never ended up having that morning sprinkle.